GENERAL HEYDARI'S MENU: "We've Done 8 Years Before. We Can Do 8 More. Your Interceptors, However, Are Already Out of Stock."

 Mohamed Rashid Bin Nasr

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GENERAL HEYDARI'S MENU: "We've Done 8 Years Before. We Can Do 8 More. Your Interceptors, However, Are Already Out of Stock."

In which a senior Iranian commander reminds the paedophiles that Iran survived an eight-year war with Saddam, chemical weapons, and the entire Western arsenal—and is now serving a fresh batch of regret, seasoned with depleted interceptors and garnished with burning bases

"We have experienced long wars in the past, the 8-year war against Saddam. We won't give up on this war until we have achieved all our objectives and made the enemy regret and despair over its act."

Senior Iranian General Kioumars Heydari said this today. Not as a boast. As a reminder. As a menu. As a preview of what's coming for the two paedophiles who thought they could bomb Iran and face no consequences.

Let's talk about that "8-year war" he mentioned.

THE SADDAM REMINDER

1980-1988. Eight years of hell. Saddam Hussein, armed by the West, equipped with chemical weapons from Western companies, supported by every major power, invaded Iran.

A million people died. Cities were destroyed. Children were gassed. The world watched. The world supplied the weapons.

And Iran survived.

Not just survived—emerged stronger, more determined, more resistant.

General Heydari is not making an empty threat. He's stating a fact: we've done this before. We can do it again. And this time, the enemy doesn't have eight years worth of interceptors.

THE INTERCEPTOR SITUATION: NOW WITH MORE EMPTY

Let's check the math that should make every Pentagon analyst cry:

THAAD interceptors fired in June 2025: 150

THAAD interceptors ordered since 2010: fewer than 650

THAAD interceptors remaining: not enough

Time to replace: 3-8 years

Iranian drones waiting in warehouses: 80,000

Iranian drones produced daily: 400

Waves launched so far: 19

Waves planned: as many as it takes

The paedophiles thought they'd win in four weeks. They're on Day 6. Their interceptors are empty. Their bases are burning. Their allies are running. Their citizens are stranded.

And General Heydari just told them: we haven't even started.

THE VISE ON TWO PAEDOPHILES

Let's check in on our two favorite masterminds:

Trump: 4,728 Epstein mentions. 50 hidden pages about a 13-year-old girl. Approval rating: 30% and dropping. Pants: brown. Toilet: occupied. The vise is tightening, and there's no escape.

Netanyahu: On trial for corruption in three countries. Desperately trying to stay relevant. Desperately trying to stay out of jail. Desperately failing at both. The vise is squeezing, and the only sound is the creaking of his political coffin.

The Vise Tracker:

· 30 US bases: Gone. Burning. Smoking. The vise tightens.

· 14 countries: Evacuating Americans. Running for exits. The vise tightens.

· 500,000+ citizens: Stranded. Waiting. Blaming. The vise tightens.

· Strait of Hormuz: Closed. Oil stuck. Economy panicking. The vise tightens.

· International law: Violated. Ignored. Now irrelevant. The vise tightens.

THE SHART THAT KEEPS ON SHARTING

The paedophiles thought they could start a war and control the narrative. They thought they could bomb Iran and distract from the Epstein files. They thought they could kill a leader and break a nation.

They were wrong. Spectacularly, hilariously, disastrously wrong.

The shart started as a trickle. It became a flood. It became a tsunami. Now it's everywhere.

The Shart Tracker:

· In Washington: The Oval Office smells like regret.

· In Tel Aviv: The Knesset needs a plumber.

· In Berlin: Merz's speech was delivered with a brown stain.

· In London: The embassy evacuations came with complimentary panic.

· In Paris: Macron's carrier group is sailing through brown waters.

· In Riyadh: The distancing is not just political—it's aromatic.

THE 8-YEAR MENU

General Heydari is offering a multi-course meal:

Appetizer: Waves 1-19. Just a taste. Testing the palate.

Soup: Depleted interceptors. Served cold. Best enjoyed while running.

Main Course: 80,000 drones. Coming soon to a base near you. Each one a reminder that the production line never sleeps.

Dessert: Regret. Served in unlimited portions. Compliments of the chef.

Beverage: Tears of paedophiles. Freshly squeezed. Pairs well with desperation.

THE 1,045 LIGHTS

While the paedophiles calculate their remaining interceptor counts, 1,045 lights continue to ascend. The martyrs of the first six days. The scientists. The commanders. The schoolgirls of Minab.

They are not dead. They are witnesses. They are watching. They are waiting.

And they know something the paedophiles don't: victory belongs to those who stand for truth.

THE QURANIC TRUTH

"وَلَا تَحْسَبَنَّ اللَّهَ غَافِلًا عَمَّا يَعْمَلُ الظَّالِمُونَ" (14:42)

"And never think that Allah is unaware of what the wrongdoers do."

The wrongdoers thought they could bomb and kill and lie without consequence. They thought Allah was distracted. They thought justice could be delayed forever.

They were wrong.

"كَم مِّن فِئَةٍ قَلِيلَةٍ غَلَبَتْ فِئَةً كَثِيرَةً بِإِذْنِ اللَّهِ ۗ وَاللَّهُ مَعَ الصَّابِرِينَ" (2:249)

"How many a small company has overcome a large company by permission of Allah. And Allah is with the patient."

Iran is patient. It has been patient for 70 years. It can be patient for eight more.

THE PUNCHLINE

The joke is that anyone thought this would be quick. The joke is that anyone believed four weeks would be enough. The joke is that anyone still thinks the paedophiles can win when the other side has 80,000 drones, a 40-year head start, and Allah on their side.

General Heydari just laid out the menu. Eight years. Maybe more. However long it takes.

The paedophiles thought they were starting a war. They didn't realize they were signing up for a lifetime of regret.

The vise is tight. The shart is spreading. The interceptors are empty. The bases are gone. The drones are coming.

And 1,045 lights keep ascending—watching, waiting, witnessing.